Mandy Moore +

Seems Mandy Moore (who is labeled a "singer-actress" by most...wtf?) got married to her fiancee of one month Ryan Adams (labeled "alternative rocker" again, wtf?).

One month Mandy? What kind of details could you know about a man in one month to make that kind of life-long commitment? Of course, it's not like America will be phased by another celeb romance biting the dust before its time.

Since Adams is 10 years her senior, I hope they stocked up on Viagra, because right when Mandy's ready to get it on all the time, his thingie is going to be LIMP 24/7. That really may not be an issue, since she is probably already pregnant. Bitch, pleeezzzZZe!

Lady GaGa and her GooGoo

In an effort to further her image as the world's biggest fashion victim, Lady GaGa wore this ugly leather leotard that looks like it was designed by a NASCAR driver.



Besides the fact that this is the most disgusting garment I've ever seen, there's the fact she wore it to freaking FASHION WEEK IN PARIS!

GaGa is lucky I'm not in charge of making laws, because that craptastic ensemble would net her life in jail!

Also, she REALLY needs to quit saying she's the "next Madonna". I say this with all sincerity: bitch...pleeeeze! Try as she may, no one (especially GaGa) is going to be able to fill her pop star shoes.

Sabrina + Brody = DuuuhhHHHh

LA Examiner contributor Sabrina Brody (some dumb bitch with a dumb celeb blog nowhere near as cool as this one) apparently thinks Madonna is too old to be hanging out with her new 22 year-old boy toy, Jesus.

What I think is that Sabrina is too old for her fugly Bettie Page bangs and lesbo bob.

And what's with that shit-eating smirk? Bitch, pleeezze!

Sabrina is a cry baby who can't take the Bitch Pleeze treatment. Joey's comment got deleted from her blog, but not before the whole world saw what a piece of crap she is.

If you agree with me you can email Sabrina here: Sbrody82@gmail.com.

Kentucky Fried Gibson

Yesterday I spotted this pic of Mel Gibson sporting this lovely 'stache, a la KFC's Colonel Sander's.

Looks like he's moved on from wanting to slaughter Jews, to wanting to slaughter chickens.

Biiitch...pleeeze!