Mandy Moore +

Seems Mandy Moore (who is labeled a "singer-actress" by most...wtf?) got married to her fiancee of one month Ryan Adams (labeled "alternative rocker" again, wtf?).

One month Mandy? What kind of details could you know about a man in one month to make that kind of life-long commitment? Of course, it's not like America will be phased by another celeb romance biting the dust before its time.

Since Adams is 10 years her senior, I hope they stocked up on Viagra, because right when Mandy's ready to get it on all the time, his thingie is going to be LIMP 24/7. That really may not be an issue, since she is probably already pregnant. Bitch, pleeezzzZZe!